I was dating this guy in high school and we pretty much fucked when and where ever we could. Well one of these times I didn't check my phone and I butt dialed my mother. When I got home I was in my room and all of a sudden my mom is in my room and says "I sure hope your using protection with that boy!", with the meanest look on her face. Then she said "you might want to make sure you don't call people in the middle of it and show them your sex noises". I was mortified and couldn't look her in the eye for weeks.