So my husband (now x) and i always had trouble getting alone time with our 3 kids in the house. One night after hours of babying baby's we finally get them to sleep and go straight to the bedroom. We both know it may be awhile before we get this chance again, so we go at it like crazy ending with anal. We both get off and lay beside eachother very satisfied, when my husband rolls over to turn on the light and grab a smoke. We notice we are both covered in brown stuff (what we think is shit) both of us are mortified! He runs to get in the shower and i start stripping the bed when i hear "hey babe its fucking chocolate" then i notice the chocolate wrapper one of our kids snuck and hid in our bed expecting us not to notice ...... oh we noticed alright!